Last week’s treble tip was a wash-out, surprisingly. Arsenal and Stoke both lost.
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So after eight weeks, that’s £80 staked for a return of £23.25.
A total loss of £54.77
Hearts to win at Dunfermline 5/6 with William Hill
I’m going to plum for a £10 treble again this week.
Chelsea to beat Wigan (1/3)
Hearts to win at Dunfermline (5/6)
Queens Park to beat East Stirling (3/10)
With William Hill, £10 returns £31.77.
It’s been a canny week for football. Hatem Ben Afra was brilliant in Newcastle United’s 3-1 demolition of West Brom, in the Midlands on Sunday afternoon. Then in mid-week my second favourite team, Everton, dumped Sunderland out of the FA Cup Quarter Final, denying the Sad Mackem Bastards a trip to Wembley.
Haha!
Let's All Laugh at Sunderland!
Unfortunately last week wasn’t a good week for my betting tips, but then again, it rarely ever is.
I probably aimed too high with a five-fold. Despite Southampton, Torquay and Stranraer all winning, Middlesbrough drew 1-1 at home to Bristol City and Dundee drew 1-1 at home to Raith Rovers.
This is now the eighth week of my tips. So, so far at £10 per week that’s £70 staked for a return of only £25.23, from a fluke bet!
That’s a loss of £44.77
This week I’m going with a £10 treble at Paddy Power.
Charlton to beat Leyton Orient (1/2)
Arsenal to win at QPR (8/13)
Stoke to win at Wigan (9/5)
£10 returns £67.85
Stoke to win at Wigan 9/5 with Paddy Power
With Christmas delaying this weekend’s football fixtures, the tips are a bit later than usual this week. My tips apply to today and tomorrow’s fixtures, Boxing Day and the 27th. I still have my slender £64.10 lead over Wor Shitus after we both flunked again last weekend.
I’m reasonably confident with my selections this week. In fact, I’m going to take a punt and go for a seven game accumulator, with the full £50 budget.
Both Chelsea and Manchester United are at home on Boxing Day. I would fancy Chelsea to beat Fulham and can’t see Wigan taking anything away from Old Trafford.
Chelsea (1/3) to beat Fulham
Liverpool are also playing at home. They face Blackburn and, despite Liverpool not having the best of seasons, I still fancy them to turn Blackburn over, so I’ll stick them in too.
Manchester City are almost unstoppable at the minute, as are Huddersfield in League One. Get on Man City to win at West Brom and Huddersfield to win at home to Chesterfield.
Manchester City (1/2) to win at West Brom
My final two selections are for Tuesday’s fixtures. Wolves are shit and travel to the Emirates in what looks like an easy home win for Arsenal. Tottenham are always a threat and I fancy them to win at Norwich.
So a £50 accumulator; Chelsea to beat Fulham (1/3), Liverpool to beat Blackburn (2/9), Manchester United to beat Wigan (1/6), Manchester City to win at West Brom (1/2), Huddersfield to beat Chesterfield (4/11), Arsenal to beat Wolves (2/9) and Tottenham to win at Norwich (5/6). With Paddy Power, £50 pays £435.70.
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Back to the betting tips. I played it safe last weekend and if you followed my tips, you’d have lost the full £50 of your betting budget. You’d have done just as well following Wor Shitus. My lead of £64.10 is preserved.
Current Score
Me -£212.46 v -£276.56 Wor Shitus
I’ve got two bets for you this weekend.
BET 1
Newcastle to beat Swansea (4/5)
You’ve gotta fancy The Toon to beat Swansea at St. James’ this weekend and Manchester United, Tottenham and Chelsea all look a safe bet. Get a £25 accumulator on; Newcastle to beat Swansea (4/5), Chelsea to win at Wigan (2/5), Manchester United to win at QPR (1/2), and Tottenham to beat the Mackems (2/5). With Paddy Power, £25 pays £132.30.
BET 2
Stranraer to beat Peterhead (8/15)
A home treble seems like a pretty easy bet with me and this weekend I’m fancying Wor Shitus’ boys, Stranraer to beat Peterhead. Stick them at (8/15) in with Carlisle to beat Wycombe (8/11), and Charlton to beat Oldham (8/13). £25 pays £106.96.
If both of this weekend’s tips win then I’ll be in profit for the first time this season, by just over £25.
Boom!
Another weekend draws to a close and it’s time to recap and attempt to piece together what really happened.
DOWNTOWN LESTER BROWN
On Friday, DOWNTOWN LESTER BROWN played another Too Far North gig at The Dog and Parrot. According to Photo Dave, it was our best performance to date. Of the four bands that played, we brought the largest crowd and as usual blew everyone away. Needless to say, I was paggered when I was on stage shaking my noisy things. We opened with Mallaz Beats The Devil, played a couple of new tracks and finished with Man On The Run. It was good to see Smack-Knackers at the gig, and as an added bonus he brought V For Vendetta, who’s back from New Zealand. Also, good old reliable Sam Nelson kept up his record of attending everyone of our gigs so far… and we didn’t even play his favourite track (at the request of Ben and Richard, giving the fans what they want!), although I did give him a shout out as a bit of recognition because I know how to keep people happy.
High Definition Jazz Kitten
I obviously made an impression too. After we finished our set, some kid who had come to see one of the other bands came up and asked for his photo taken with me. He reckoned he’d witnessed history in the making and compared it to when The Sex Pistols played in front of 42 people. It was a pretty fukkin good performance!
In other DLB related business, I finally managed to upload the two videos from our Riverside gig from October 11th. Fukkin Youtube’s shite though! It took me four fukkin attempts to upload Dufresne’s Escape! It takes six fukkin hours to upload a bastard video, only to say the cunt didn’t work! Sort it out you gang of twats! I’m gonna have to go through the same clart this week with the videos from Friday’s gig as well.
The Love & Other Diseases EP is just about complete and hopefully we’ll be releasing that real soon. Also, the Empty Heed single is now available to download for just 50c on CD Baby. The next gig we’ve got lined up is my gig at The Telegraph. I’ve also got The Mojags already confirmed for that one, give them a listen. They really impressed us when we played with them at The Riverside.
FOOTBALL STUFF
I’ll start with the betting challenge with Wor Shitus…
For the God knows how many consecutive-th week in a row, we both had a total fukkin wash-out. That leaves him on -£239.89 and me on -£274.96. If you want a useful tip, here’s one… don’t fukkin listen to either of us!
Obviously, with having a season ticket for The Toon, I was at the Everton game on Saturday and I’ve gotta tell you, these early kick-offs take the piss! I was still smashed from Friday’s gig when I got to the match. It’s a good job the first half was entertaining as fuck or I’d have struggled to stay awake! Ryan Taylor’s goal was absolutely fukkin awesome! Goal of the Month already, nothing can match that. Especially when you consider he’s a Liverpool fan too. I also wish to say Tim Krul will become the best goalkeeper in the world! I’ve been saying that for a few years now and grow more and more confident with each game I see him play. However, I really don’t rate Danny Guthrie, the useless cunt, or Danny Simpson, the weakest link in our defense. He’s scared to make a fukkin tackle and backs off far too much, allowing wingers to get into the box. He was guilty of that in the first half, in the build up to Louis Saha hitting the post. Get fukkin Santon in before Simpson really drops a bollock! We were shite in the second half and just allowed them to come at us. We got lucky that Everton have been shite this season or we could have been punished for that. Three points is still three points though and the mighty Magpies march on!
Ryan Taylor... Over them all...
Watched Match Of The Day tonight too. Ali Al Habsi was unbelievable for Wigan today, it’s a shame they got fucked off Wolves. He needs to find a better team to play for, because he really did not deserve to concede three goals after that performance. Goal of the Month was a disappointment too. It should blatantly have been Gutierrez’s goal against Wolves, he skinned three fukkin players before he slotted it past the oncoming goalkeeper and last defender! That presenter’s an irritating fukkin prick an all!
WHAT MALLAZ IS SAYING! 