I NEVER WIN FUCK ALL…

Obviously if you followed my tips last week then you’d have lost your tenner, as usual.

https://mallazmalcolmwhite.wordpress.com/2012/03/09/another-tenner-doon-the-pan/

West Ham drew with Doncaster and Huddersfield drew with Rochdale, which meant that my four-fold was useless.

James Coppinger levels for Doncaster at West Ham

If you’ve followed these tips, that’s a tenner tip each week for five weeks, with absolutely nothing at all in return.

Fifty snots doon the pan!

Newcastle to beat Norwich. 17/20 with William Hill.

I’m gonna go for a treble with this week’s tip, so here’s three selections you probably want to swerve…

Tottenham to beat Bolton (1/3)

Manchester United to win at Wolves (4/11)

Newcastle to beat Norwich (17/20)

In the unfathomable event that this treble did come in…

£10 with William Hill pays £33.63.

You’d still be down following my tips over six weeks too.  Think about it…

ANOTHER TENNER DOON THE PAN???

Obviously last week’s tips were shite, but I did warn you.

I said “Never back the fukkin Toon to win and never follow my betting tips!”

https://mallazmalcolmwhite.wordpress.com/2012/03/02/how-do-you-fancy-wasting-a-lazy-tenner-this-weekend/

My useless tip for this week’s tenner down the toilet is a four-fold with Paddy Power.

Brighton to beat Portsmouth (4/6), West Ham to beat Doncaster (4/11), Southampton to beat Barnsley (2/5) and Huddersfield to beat Rochdale (8/15).  With Paddy Power, £10 pays £48.79.

This is week five of my tips.  Each tip is for a tenner, four tips is £40 staked, FUCK ALL WON!

Brighton (4/6) to beat Portsmouth with Paddy Power.

HOW DO YOU FANCY WASTING A LAZY TENNER THIS WEEKEND?

Hi hi hi, alrighty right then…

Last week I was fukkin well off with my betting tip.  Newcastle’s total collapse against Wolves and Birmingham’s defeat at home to Nottingham Forest sent my tip doon the swanny.  Huddersfield, Port Vale, Dumbarton and Alloa all won their respective fixtures.

Lessons learnt???  Never back the fukkin Toon to win and never follow my betting tips!

https://mallazmalcolmwhite.wordpress.com/2012/02/24/if-i-were-you-i-wouldnt-waste-my-time/

BASTARDS!!!

But for those of you still stupid enough to follow my tips (Since starting them three weeks ago, at a tenner a week, you’d have lost all £30), here’s what I’m plumping for this week;

Just stick the tenner on; Reading to win away at Millwall (13/10) and Newcastle to beat Sunderland (6/5).  Paddy Power £10 returns £50.60.

Remember, this is now week four, at a £10 tip per week.

£30 staked – FUCK ALL won.

Newcastle 6/5 to beat Sunderland with Paddy Power

IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN’T WASTE MY TIME!

Port Vale 13/8 to win away at Northampton with William Hill

If you’ve followed my tips over the last two weeks since Wor Shitus dropped out, then the two tenner bets I recommended weren’t much cop and you’d be twenty snots down.

This week, I’m going for a bit of a longer shot, I’m offering a six game accumulator for you.

Get a £10 accumulator on; Newcastle to beat Wolves (8/13), Birmingham to beat Nottingham Forest (8/13), Huddersfield to beat Exeter (8/15), Port Vale to win away at Northampton (13/8), Dumbarton to beat Stirling (8/13) and Alloa to beat Clyde (1/2).

In the odd possibility that this bet comes in, William Hill will pay £254.49 from £10.

BOXING DAY BETTING TIPS

With Christmas delaying this weekend’s football fixtures, the tips are a bit later than usual this week.  My tips apply to today and tomorrow’s fixtures, Boxing Day and the 27^th.  I still have my slender £64.10 lead over Wor Shitus after we both flunked again last weekend.

I’m reasonably confident with my selections this week.  In fact, I’m going to take a punt and go for a seven game accumulator, with the full £50 budget.

Both Chelsea and Manchester United are at home on Boxing Day.  I would fancy Chelsea to beat Fulham and can’t see Wigan taking anything away from Old Trafford.

Chelsea (1/3) to beat Fulham

Liverpool are also playing at home.  They face Blackburn and, despite Liverpool not having the best of seasons, I still fancy them to turn Blackburn over, so I’ll stick them in too.

Manchester City are almost unstoppable at the minute, as are Huddersfield in League One.  Get on Man City to win at West Brom and Huddersfield to win at home to Chesterfield.

Manchester City (1/2) to win at West Brom

My final two selections are for Tuesday’s fixtures.  Wolves are shit and travel to the Emirates in what looks like an easy home win for Arsenal.  Tottenham are always a threat and I fancy them to win at Norwich.

So a £50 accumulator; Chelsea to beat Fulham (1/3), Liverpool to beat Blackburn (2/9), Manchester United to beat Wigan (1/6), Manchester City to win at West Brom (1/2), Huddersfield to beat Chesterfield (4/11), Arsenal to beat Wolves (2/9) and Tottenham to win at Norwich (5/6).  With Paddy Power, £50 pays £435.70.

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THIS WEEK’S USELESS BETTING TIPS

This week I have three bets for you to whack on.  With only a £64.10 lead over Wor Shitus I though I had better play it safe.

Current Score

Me -£162.46 v -£226.56 Wor Shitus

Falkirk to beat Hamilton (8/11)

Firstly, there’s my safety bet.  A £20 home win treble;  Huddersfield v Bournemouth (8/13), Falkirk v Hamilton (8/11) and Palermo v Cesena (6/10).  With Paddy Power, £20 pays £89.29.

Cardiff City to win at Millwall (8/5)

Secondly a £15 four fold;  Charlton Athletic to win at Walsall (5/6), Cardiff to win away at Millwall (8/5), Ross County to win at Ayr United (4/5) and Borussia Monchengladbach to win at FC Augsburg (19/20).  Also with Paddy Power, £15 pays £250.97.

Montpellier to win at Valenciennes (9/5)

And finally, stick the remaining £15 on a four fold;  Notts County to win at Yeovil (11/8), Lazio to win at Lecce (10/11), Montpellier to win at Valenciennes (9/5) and Heerenveen to win at Excelsior (1/2).  With Skybet, £15 will pay £285.65.

YOU’RE PROBOBLY BEST OFF IGNORING THIS…

By now you should know that you’ll win fuck all following these tips, but here’s mine for this week as I try to overturn that £35.07 lead Wor Shitus has over me.  It’s FA Cup 1^st Round week, so there’s the potential stumbling block with teams losing to the underdogs.

https://mallazmalcolmwhite.wordpress.com/2011/09/30/betting-tip-challenge-with-wor-shitus/

The current scores stand at;

Wor Shitus -£239.89 v -£274.96 Me.

(DON’T) Get your money on;

£25 Accumulator.  England v Spain, away win (10/11); Brentford v Basingstoke, home win (2/7); Swindon v Huddersfield, away win (21/20); FC Halifax v Charlton, away win (4/9); and Morcambe v Sheffield Wednesday, away win (23/20).  With William Hill, £25 pays £390.07.

Rotherham to win at Barrow (13/10)

£25 Accumulator.  AFC Wimbledon v sCUNThorpe, away win (13/10); Alfreton Town v Carlisle, away win (8/15); Barrow v Rotherham, away win (13/10); and Bristol Rovers v Corby, home win (4/11).  With William Hill, £25 pays £276.50.