Another weekend draws to a close and it’s time to recap and attempt to piece together what really happened.
DOWNTOWN LESTER BROWN
On Friday, DOWNTOWN LESTER BROWN played another Too Far North gig at The Dog and Parrot. According to Photo Dave, it was our best performance to date. Of the four bands that played, we brought the largest crowd and as usual blew everyone away. Needless to say, I was paggered when I was on stage shaking my noisy things. We opened with Mallaz Beats The Devil, played a couple of new tracks and finished with Man On The Run. It was good to see Smack-Knackers at the gig, and as an added bonus he brought V For Vendetta, who’s back from New Zealand. Also, good old reliable Sam Nelson kept up his record of attending everyone of our gigs so far… and we didn’t even play his favourite track (at the request of Ben and Richard, giving the fans what they want!), although I did give him a shout out as a bit of recognition because I know how to keep people happy.
High Definition Jazz Kitten
I obviously made an impression too. After we finished our set, some kid who had come to see one of the other bands came up and asked for his photo taken with me. He reckoned he’d witnessed history in the making and compared it to when The Sex Pistols played in front of 42 people. It was a pretty fukkin good performance!
In other DLB related business, I finally managed to upload the two videos from our Riverside gig from October 11th. Fukkin Youtube’s shite though! It took me four fukkin attempts to upload Dufresne’s Escape! It takes six fukkin hours to upload a bastard video, only to say the cunt didn’t work! Sort it out you gang of twats! I’m gonna have to go through the same clart this week with the videos from Friday’s gig as well.
The Love & Other Diseases EP is just about complete and hopefully we’ll be releasing that real soon. Also, the Empty Heed single is now available to download for just 50c on CD Baby. The next gig we’ve got lined up is my gig at The Telegraph. I’ve also got The Mojags already confirmed for that one, give them a listen. They really impressed us when we played with them at The Riverside.
FOOTBALL STUFF
I’ll start with the betting challenge with Wor Shitus…
For the God knows how many consecutive-th week in a row, we both had a total fukkin wash-out. That leaves him on -£239.89 and me on -£274.96. If you want a useful tip, here’s one… don’t fukkin listen to either of us!
Obviously, with having a season ticket for The Toon, I was at the Everton game on Saturday and I’ve gotta tell you, these early kick-offs take the piss! I was still smashed from Friday’s gig when I got to the match. It’s a good job the first half was entertaining as fuck or I’d have struggled to stay awake! Ryan Taylor’s goal was absolutely fukkin awesome! Goal of the Month already, nothing can match that. Especially when you consider he’s a Liverpool fan too. I also wish to say Tim Krul will become the best goalkeeper in the world! I’ve been saying that for a few years now and grow more and more confident with each game I see him play. However, I really don’t rate Danny Guthrie, the useless cunt, or Danny Simpson, the weakest link in our defense. He’s scared to make a fukkin tackle and backs off far too much, allowing wingers to get into the box. He was guilty of that in the first half, in the build up to Louis Saha hitting the post. Get fukkin Santon in before Simpson really drops a bollock! We were shite in the second half and just allowed them to come at us. We got lucky that Everton have been shite this season or we could have been punished for that. Three points is still three points though and the mighty Magpies march on!
Ryan Taylor... Over them all...
Watched Match Of The Day tonight too. Ali Al Habsi was unbelievable for Wigan today, it’s a shame they got fucked off Wolves. He needs to find a better team to play for, because he really did not deserve to concede three goals after that performance. Goal of the Month was a disappointment too. It should blatantly have been Gutierrez’s goal against Wolves, he skinned three fukkin players before he slotted it past the oncoming goalkeeper and last defender! That presenter’s an irritating fukkin prick an all!
WHAT MALLAZ IS SAYING! 