Shite Tips for Week 5!

Basically I’m having a total equipment failure so I won’t risk going into too much detail and my laptop dying before this blog’s posted or at least written and saved so I can get online elsewhere and finish the job. However, if you look over my recent posts in the Betting Tips section, you’ll see that this is week five and if you’d been following my weekly £10 tips then you would have rinsed £40 with no return over the season’s first four weeks.

Oh well, you gotta keep trying. This week I’m having the following;

This Week’s Tips

(£10 accumulator)

Chelsea to win at QPR (20/23)

Manchester City to win at Stoke (3/4)

Tranmere to beat Coventry (11/10)

Gillingham to beat Bristol Rovers (3/4)

Decimal odds of 12.03, with Bet Victor £10 pays £120.30.

Fourth Time Lucky?

Fat Chance!

I’m blasting today’s tips out pretty quick so I’ll just skim over and say that last week’s tips were shite yet again. That was the third week of my 2012/13 season football betting tips. If you don’t know the caper with these betting tips by now then basically this is the crack, each week a tip a four game accumulator for the football played over the weekend and each week the tip turns out to be shite. To keep track of my failure I calculate the profit/loss margin based o a £10 bet. So that’s three weeks and thirty snots doon the shitter.

But since it’s less than two hours til kick offs across the country I have to be quick. There’s only really the lower leagues playing this weekend now due to international games and shit. So quick smoke break now before I type up my selections and find out the odds you’d get on the off chance they do come in on a tenner bet.

Notts County to beat Shrewsbury (EVS)

This Weeks Tips

(£10 accumulator)

Notts County to beat Shrewsbury (EVS)

Gillingham to win at Barnet (9/10)

Sheffield United to win at Scunthorpe (EVS)

Swindon to beat Leyton Orient (11/20)

Decimal odds of 11.78, with Bet Victor £10 pay £117.80.

Be warned, I’m not confident at all! Sheffield United are the ones that will fuck it up too. They do every time I bet on them.

THIRD WEEK ON THE WEB’S WANKEST WELY TIPS

Following week two of the 2012/13 season’s betting tips from yours truly, at a tenner a week, then you would be doing well… SHITE!

 Last week it was underachieving Tottenham Hotspur’s failure to win that screwed my tip and their local rivals Arsenal the week before!

Each week I will tip a four-old accumulator. To be able to keep an accurate score each tip is worth £10 and any profit/loss will be calculated at the end of the football season. At two weeks of £10 bets you would currently be £20 out of pocket.

*disclaimer, following Mallaz’ betting tips will cost you money!*

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This Weeks Tips

(£10 four-fold on: )

Manchester City to beat QPR (1/5)

Sheffield Wednesday to win at Crystal Palace (7/5)

Tranmere to beat Colchester (EVS)

Dundee United to win at St, Johnstone (11/10)

Decimal odds of 12.1, with Totesport £10 pays £121.00.

Betting Tips Week 2

Welcome back to my old blog. I’ll be using this for random wittering and to continue my usual useless weekly betting tips over the near future. This is due to mallaz.co.uk now being completely fucked and in a transitional period.

 

This is now my second week of football betting tips of the 2012-2013 season. Last week my ten pound four-fold tip Arsenal to beat Sunderland, Newcastle to beat Tottenham, Blackpool to win at Millwall and Sheffield United to beat Shewsbury. Other than Arsenal, who faild o get th better of Sunderland all of the games that I tipped were correct last weekend. Unfortuntely if one game is wrong you won’t get paid so after the first week of my shite betting tips this season you are already £10 out of pocket.

 

My £10 four-fold tip this weekend is as follows;

Manchester United to beat Fulham (3/10)

Tottenham to beat West Brom (4/7)

Leeds to win at Peterbrough (11/10)

Blackpool to beat Ipswich (13/10)

 

With Bet Victor a £10 four-fold pays £98.60 at decimal odds of 9.86.

These tips are late being published and if you followed last weeks then you will already be out of pocket. Good luck this week and hopefully mallaz.co.uk will be back up and running in the very near future. Thanks for your patience.

APPARENTLY IT’S SATURDAY TODAY, SO GET ON THIS…

SubLevel2 & Milk The Cow presents: The WAREHOUSE PARTY

Most of you will already be aware that at Dynamix Skate Park in Gateshead tonight, SubLevel2 & Milk The Cow presents: The WAREHOUSE PARTY.

If my presence alone isn’t enough to get you itching to go, then there must be something wrong with you.  Besides that though, there will be live performances from my favourite local Hip Hop circus freaks Baron Von Alias, MistaBreeze & the awesome Eliza Lawson.  Rex Regis, Rick Fury and DJ ADS will also be there hammering the final nails into American Hip Hop’s coffin and disrespectfully kicking it into its murky three-foot trench as North East Hip Hop continues to rise!

Justin J-Man will entertain what is looking to be a healthy sized crowd with his witty MCing and you’ll even get some live Beat-Boxing from that man Brotha Priah.

As if that’s not enough to warrant dipping your greasy mitts into your deep pockets to fish out some of your hard earned pesta, then there’s also gonna be plenty of DJ sets from Smurf, Fridgeman, Pegz, John Rowe, Joonipah & Hedgewald ft. Zico MC, Armaged:Don, L87, S9T and Funsize Johnny.

I know what you’re thinking, that’s a fukkin hell of a lot of DJs!  So it’s just as well that this epic shindig is gonna be running from 7.30pm until 3am then, isn’t it?

Expect DubStep, Drum n Bass, Hip Hop, Techno, Breaks, Rave, Old Skool and Electro, blasted through the mighty 12KW Defcon1 Soundsystem, in what is shaping up to be a fukkin quality night!

Check out the event on Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/events/306998582701432/

If you’re lucky, you might still be able to get tickets at the pre-event price of £5 (that includes the booking fee, I think) by buying them online at – http://www.wegottickets.com/event/162802 otherwise it’s a case of paying on the door, which will cost more.  I’ve heard that that could be a tenner.  So get the tickets now on the cheap, while you still can.

Mallaz presents…

Also, on Saturday 7^th July, at Newcastle’s Cluny2…

Baron Von Alias, MistaBreeze & Eliza Lawson will be playing a headline slot at a gig run by me.  That will be officially announced later but tickets are available for a mere £5.

You will be able to buy tickets for the Baron, Breeze & Eliza (plus support) gig tonight at The Warehouse Party.  Speak to either me, Chris Cairns (Baron, Breeze & Eliza’s new manager), Baron Von Alias, MistaBreeze or Eliza Lawson.  There will be three support acts playing at that gig too.  Currently confirmed as support are Ginger Snap & The Style Pile and tickets are also available direct from them.

Stand by for further announcements….

Liverpool 5/6 to win at Norwich with Paddy Power

This week’s shit betting tip

I’ve been running well behind schedule this week and obviously I’ve missed the 3pm kick offs.  I don’t even remember the outcome of my tip last week, but it probably lost!  I’ll update my progress when I have more time to spare.

So my £10 football betting tip this week is gonna be a lazy double for today’s late kick off and a game tomorrow.

Get on…

Liverpool to win at Norwich (5/6)

Tottenham to beat Blackburn (4/9)

£10 with Paddy Power online pays £26.48.

Don’t waste your money!

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BETTING TIP FOR THIS WEEKEND

Arsenal to beat Chelsea 21/20 with Paddy Power.

Just a quick useless tip for this weekend’s football.  I’m really pushed for time so I’ll work out my total losses after the weekend.

Today I’m gonna go for a £10 double;

Arsenal to beat Chelsea (21/20)

Tottenham Hotspur to win at QPR (EVS)

With Paddy Power, £10 pays £41.

BAD BETS

Last week’s treble tip was a wash-out, surprisingly.  Arsenal and Stoke both lost.

https://mallazmalcolmwhite.wordpress.com/2012/03/29/easy-money/

So after eight weeks, that’s £80 staked for a return of £23.25.

A total loss of £54.77

Hearts to win at Dunfermline 5/6 with William Hill

I’m going to plum for a £10 treble again this week.

Chelsea to beat Wigan (1/3)

Hearts to win at Dunfermline (5/6)

Queens Park to beat East Stirling (3/10)

With William Hill, £10 returns £31.77.

EASY MONEY?

It’s been a canny week for football.  Hatem Ben Afra was brilliant in Newcastle United’s 3-1 demolition of West Brom, in the Midlands on Sunday afternoon.  Then in mid-week my second favourite team, Everton, dumped Sunderland out of the FA Cup Quarter Final, denying the Sad Mackem Bastards a trip to Wembley.

Haha!

Let's All Laugh at Sunderland!

 Unfortunately last week wasn’t a good week for my betting tips, but then again, it rarely ever is.

https://mallazmalcolmwhite.wordpress.com/2012/03/23/five-games-you-wanna-swerve-at-the-bookies-this-weekend/

I probably aimed too high with a five-fold.  Despite Southampton, Torquay and Stranraer all winning, Middlesbrough drew 1-1 at home to Bristol City and Dundee drew 1-1 at home to Raith Rovers.

This is now the eighth week of my tips.  So, so far at £10 per week that’s £70 staked for a return of only £25.23, from a fluke bet!

That’s a loss of £44.77

This week I’m going with a £10 treble at Paddy Power.

Charlton to beat Leyton Orient (1/2)

Arsenal to win at QPR (8/13)

Stoke to win at Wigan (9/5)

£10 returns £67.85

Stoke to win at Wigan 9/5 with Paddy Power

FIVE GAMES YOU WANNA SWERVE AT THE BOOKIES THIS WEEKEND

I actually tipped a winning bet last week.  The Tottenham versus Bolton game was abandoned during the first half after the horrifying events at White Hart Lane when Fabrice Muamba suffered a heart failure.  Thankfully he has since made progress on the road to recovery.  However, the cancellation of that game meant that is was voided, making my treble a double on Manchester United and Newcastle, who both won their respective games against Wolves and Norwich.  The tenner staked would have returned £25.23.

https://mallazmalcolmwhite.wordpress.com/2012/03/16/i-never-win-fuck-all/

So over six weeks, tenner a week, that’s £60 staked for a return of £25.23.

That’s a loss of £34.77.

Newcastle United 1-0 Norwich City

This week I’m going for a five game accumulator.

Middlesbrough to beat Bristol City (4/6)

Southampton to beat Doncaster (1/3)

Torquay to beat Port Vale (EVS)

Dundee to beat Raith (4/6)

Stranraer to beat East Stirling (2/5)

On the off chance that I can follow last week’s small win with a win this week…

£10 with William Hill pays £103.70.

I’ve probably expended my luck with last week’s winning tip, so you probably want to swerve my tips this week.

Torquay United to beat Port Vale, EVS with William Hill.

I NEVER WIN FUCK ALL…

Obviously if you followed my tips last week then you’d have lost your tenner, as usual.

https://mallazmalcolmwhite.wordpress.com/2012/03/09/another-tenner-doon-the-pan/

West Ham drew with Doncaster and Huddersfield drew with Rochdale, which meant that my four-fold was useless.

James Coppinger levels for Doncaster at West Ham

If you’ve followed these tips, that’s a tenner tip each week for five weeks, with absolutely nothing at all in return.

Fifty snots doon the pan!

Newcastle to beat Norwich. 17/20 with William Hill.

I’m gonna go for a treble with this week’s tip, so here’s three selections you probably want to swerve…

Tottenham to beat Bolton (1/3)

Manchester United to win at Wolves (4/11)

Newcastle to beat Norwich (17/20)

In the unfathomable event that this treble did come in…

£10 with William Hill pays £33.63.

You’d still be down following my tips over six weeks too.  Think about it…