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Shite Tips for Week 5!

Posted in Betting Tips with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 14, 2012 by Mallaz

Basically I’m having a total equipment failure so I won’t risk going into too much detail and my laptop dying before this blog’s posted or at least written and saved so I can get online elsewhere and finish the job. However, if you look over my recent posts in the Betting Tips section, you’ll see that this is week five and if you’d been following my weekly £10 tips then you would have rinsed £40 with no return over the season’s first four weeks.

Oh well, you gotta keep trying. This week I’m having the following;

This Week’s Tips

(£10 accumulator)

Chelsea to win at QPR (20/23)

Manchester City to win at Stoke (3/4)

Tranmere to beat Coventry (11/10)

Gillingham to beat Bristol Rovers (3/4)

Decimal odds of 12.03, with Bet Victor £10 pays £120.30.

Fourth Time Lucky?

Posted in Betting Tips with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 8, 2012 by Mallaz

Fat Chance!

I’m blasting today’s tips out pretty quick so I’ll just skim over and say that last week’s tips were shite yet again. That was the third week of my 2012/13 season football betting tips. If you don’t know the caper with these betting tips by now then basically this is the crack, each week a tip a four game accumulator for the football played over the weekend and each week the tip turns out to be shite. To keep track of my failure I calculate the profit/loss margin based o a £10 bet. So that’s three weeks and thirty snots doon the shitter.

But since it’s less than two hours til kick offs across the country I have to be quick. There’s only really the lower leagues playing this weekend now due to international games and shit. So quick smoke break now before I type up my selections and find out the odds you’d get on the off chance they do come in on a tenner bet.

Notts County to beat Shrewsbury (EVS)

This Weeks Tips

(£10 accumulator)

Notts County to beat Shrewsbury (EVS)

Gillingham to win at Barnet (9/10)

Sheffield United to win at Scunthorpe (EVS)

Swindon to beat Leyton Orient (11/20)

Decimal odds of 11.78, with Bet Victor £10 pay £117.80.

Be warned, I’m not confident at all! Sheffield United are the ones that will fuck it up too. They do every time I bet on them.


Posted in Betting Tips, Football with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 1, 2012 by Mallaz

Following week two of the 2012/13 season’s betting tips from yours truly, at a tenner a week, then you would be doing well… SHITE!

 Last week it was underachieving Tottenham Hotspur’s failure to win that screwed my tip and their local rivals Arsenal the week before!

Each week I will tip a four-old accumulator. To be able to keep an accurate score each tip is worth £10 and any profit/loss will be calculated at the end of the football season. At two weeks of £10 bets you would currently be £20 out of pocket.

*disclaimer, following Mallaz’ betting tips will cost you money!*

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This Weeks Tips

(£10 four-fold on: )

Manchester City to beat QPR (1/5)

Sheffield Wednesday to win at Crystal Palace (7/5)

Tranmere to beat Colchester (EVS)

Dundee United to win at St, Johnstone (11/10)

Decimal odds of 12.1, with Totesport £10 pays £121.00.

Betting Tips Week 2

Posted in Betting Tips, Football with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 25, 2012 by Mallaz

Welcome back to my old blog. I’ll be using this for random wittering and to continue my usual useless weekly betting tips over the near future. This is due to now being completely fucked and in a transitional period.


This is now my second week of football betting tips of the 2012-2013 season. Last week my ten pound four-fold tip Arsenal to beat Sunderland, Newcastle to beat Tottenham, Blackpool to win at Millwall and Sheffield United to beat Shewsbury. Other than Arsenal, who faild o get th better of Sunderland all of the games that I tipped were correct last weekend. Unfortuntely if one game is wrong you won’t get paid so after the first week of my shite betting tips this season you are already £10 out of pocket.


My £10 four-fold tip this weekend is as follows;

Manchester United to beat Fulham (3/10)

Tottenham to beat West Brom (4/7)

Leeds to win at Peterbrough (11/10)

Blackpool to beat Ipswich (13/10)


With Bet Victor a £10 four-fold pays £98.60 at decimal odds of 9.86.

These tips are late being published and if you followed last weeks then you will already be out of pocket. Good luck this week and hopefully will be back up and running in the very near future. Thanks for your patience.


Posted in Betting Tips, Football with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 6, 2012 by Mallaz


If memory serves me right I got last weeks betting tip correct.  Just a quick one today as I’m running well late and about to set off for the Newcastle United v Manchester City, the game which my tip this week is for.

Get £10 on Newcastle‘s Papiss Cisse to score at any time at odds of 21/10.

With Paddy Power, £10 will pay £31.00.

I’ll work out my total scores later, when more time is on my hands.


Posted in Betting Tips with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 21, 2012 by Mallaz

Arsenal to beat Chelsea 21/20 with Paddy Power.

Just a quick useless tip for this weekend’s football.  I’m really pushed for time so I’ll work out my total losses after the weekend.

Today I’m gonna go for a £10 double;

Arsenal to beat Chelsea (21/20)

Tottenham Hotspur to win at QPR (EVS)

With Paddy Power, £10 pays £41.


Posted in Betting Tips, Football, General Gobshiting with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 13, 2012 by Mallaz

For the sceptics out there, surely last week was proof enough that miracles do happen in real life!

For starters, comedy striker Nile Ranger actually managed to score a goal!  Not Ed Zachary known for being a goal machine, serial court attendee Nile Ranger is now playing on loan at formerly famous South Yorkshire club, Sheffield Wednesday in League One.  Last Saturday, the Newcastle United loanee scored in Wednesday’s 2-0 at Huddersfield Town.  Fukkin hell, can you believe that???

Here’s a YouTube video with the highlights for those of you who haven’t seen it.

Follow Nile Ranger on Twitter and be enlightened by pearls of wisdom such as, “No Bwoy.. Can tek arf MI pants, MI nuh play deh di GAME DEH” – @NilePowerRanger 

On an economic note, Sheffield’s branches of Nandos have reported a dramatic increase in business with Nile and his plastic gangsta cronies frequent the restaurants on a daily basis.  But well done to Nile Ranger for that, check out my last blog on the superstar striker.


Also last Saturday, continuing the theme of the impossible happening, my fukkin football betting tip actually won. Fukkin hell, can you believe that???

Last Week’s Betting Tip 

Chelsea, Hearts and Queens Park all won.  So if you did follow my £10 treble last weekend, William Hill would have returned £31.77.  So after nine weeks of £10 bets, that’s a total of £90 staked for a total return of £55.12.

A total loss of £34.88

Falkirk 6/4 with Paddy Power to win at Queen of the South

This week I’m gonna try a four-fold. It’s mostly Scottish football, in the comedy leagues.

This week, get a £10 accumulator on;

Swindon to beat Plymouth (8/15)

Falkirk to win at Queen of the South (6/4)

Cowdenbeath to win at Stirling (8/13)

Queens Park to win at Montrose (10/11)

With Paddy Power, £10 returns £118.22.

Grand National

The nags aren’t really my forte (but then again, football betting isn’t either) but I am having a little flutter on The Grand National tomorrow.  I’ve currently only got an each way bet on both Ballabriggs (12/1) and Calgary Bay (40/1) with Paddy Power.

I did win a few quid on last year’s National too.  It’s always worth a little flutter, but then again, it’s usually more like a lottery.

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